im sorry but this needs to be posted once a year. LOL EDIT*********** Since my bro feels that nuttin is interesting on xanga anymore i feel like i should do something fun from now on. Im a nice guy on a normal basis but when i wanna be dirty and cruel i can be....
Lets see what i can come up with today, we'll make it a once a week affair where i hate on people.
Have you ever notice girls wearing flip flops and open toe sandals. Well do i have some complaining to do. The 5 golden rules of wearing sandals and open toe shoes: 1) never wear a sizes too small or too large, wear the size that fits you not what u think fits. no matter how much u like your gf sandals or stilettos, dont wear them it is not for your feet, you did not go fit them when they were purchased, never force fit anything that show ur feet.
this is clean
2) flip flops are OK to share. But make sure the size is relatively close, toe hanger is a no no.
3) if you experience toe hangover that means the sandals are not for you and no its is not cute to have toe hangover, aka toe to ground contact. toe to ground contact is definately not cute... if any part of your toes, say the pinkie toe touches the ground in anyway, dont wear those sandals, if your toes touch the ground with any sandals, dont wear sandals, or open toe, stick to flip flops.
4) if your feet is not cleaned or groomed do not wear anything open, please, it is not cute nor holla-able if da guh got some nasty dirty feet/toes. but then again nicely groomed or clean feet dont mean they are pretty.... if your toes are not normal looking or is pointing in every which direction, dont show them off.
this is a no no.
5) lastly, if your feet look like a vulture got to them or they look like vulture feet do us all a favor and keep them enlosed in some nike shox or something.
Earlier 7/5/05 -----------------
I thought this was funny, it wuz random and im kinda wacked out at work... (i apologize in advance for my language) crazyazn412: i just came from the dentist crazyazn412: they numb the whole left side of my mouth BIG n STUPID S14: hahahah BIG n STUPID S14: from wut crazyazn412: fillings BIG n STUPID S14: oh ic BIG n STUPID S14: u should stop eating pussy and maybe u wouldnt need fillings BIG n STUPID S14: the juice burns ur teeth BIG n STUPID S14: puahhahahahahaha |